So keep that in mind. It's just for fun. It's just a bunch of horseshit. Now sit right back and let me tell you a buttload of lies.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
A Brief Introduction.
So I've discovered that people enjoy celebrity blogs. They like to know what their favorite stars are wearing, who's sleeping with whom, what kind of buckets all the beautiful people are shitting in these days. Problem is, I can't be bothered to give a rat's ass about what celebrities are doing. So, what I thought I'd do is capitalize on this fascination with celebrity and my complete and utter apathy by just sitting here and making shit up. Not one word of anything you read in this blog is true. Not. One.
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Oh, you were lying about the priapism. You don't mind if I repeat the rumor wherever I go, do you?
ReplyDeleteYou appear to have lost interest in your worthwhile project of lying about celebrities.